"I'm... obsessive-compulsive. I have three dogs and four cats, and the bishop... doesn't approve. And my response is, well bishop, when you let me get married, I won't have to have so many pets around."
-- Fr. Steve Porter, pastor of St. Catherine of Sienna in Rialto, CA and soon to be star of a new reality TV show "Divine Intervention" when asked by the Contra Costa Times about celibacy.